The most wonderful triumph I've had this quarter has been realized in my evaluation conference with my seminar professor. I worried that my missing content might warrant the loss of credit, but what I did have finished was way too distractingly great for any of the other stuff to be missed. The way David was talking, I should be expecting full credit. I really just want to gloat about it now. I want to share my artwork, all my books and my newly acquired skills... I've just had such a good time. There has been so much pressure to complete everything and I have never lost as much sleep over school before in my life. My sleep schedule was fucked up like armadillos belching out needles for something like the last two weeks. But it was entirely worth it.

I had a delicious omelette this morning. It saddens me to report it shall be my very last until next year (not counting what I might have at camp).

I am so elated by my victory in this program I needs must go celebrate. The whole world has at last buckled in upon its own failure and has submitted to my rule. At this time tomorrow I shall be en route to the city of my birth, to oversee my obsequious subjects. There will be much rejoicing when Spokan't's benevolent dictator returns. Let's just hope that Spencer doesn't dethrone me instantly when we play Brawl. That would irk me. But then again, maybe it would not. Mayhap getting destroyed by Spencer's Ike would simply complete my takeover. My happiness is all that is needed, and the reminiscence would secure my serendipitous euphoria.

Beware, Spokan't dwellers: I have not long for Olympia. Tonight I shall celebrate my triumph. Tomorrow...

The day is coming... the day is coming... and swiftly...
The day of my return.